crazyness is just the beginning...

ever wonder where all of this crazy randomness comes from??? well, every once in a while, ill be just talking with my friends and someone will say something ad then ill be like:"hey, that would make a GREAT blog entry title..." or something like that. my grandmother said the tree of knowledge one and the one about my brother, that was totally me....although, he CONSTANTLY tries to convince people that hes a ninja......

i fell out of the tree of knowledge...

pretty self explanatory so if you dont understand it, that means you probably fell out, too.....
naw im just kidding.....but seriously.

Dont eat beef jerky in a trailer

yeah i know it sounds pretty lame, but i was on the bus this morning, sitting next to my bestie, samantha. i was sooooooooooooooo hungry so i pulled a bag of beef jerky out of my book bag. we each ate like 4 pcs and then samantha reached in and said "this is my last piece".
i said " you know that wont be your last piece..."
then i was talking about how im always hungry in biology(which is a trailer class) and samanthat said " dont eat beef jerky in a trailer...it smells bad..."

The Legendary Warehouse Of Pain And Boxes

its a long story...okay, so we're moving and we piled all of our empty boxes in the living room b4 we started packing....my little brother(not the sarcastic spaztastic ninja who does the soulja boi, thats my older brother) and i were sitting behind the boxes...

he said "this is my warehouse of pain."
i added "...and boxes..."
"yeah, the warehouse of pain and boxes" he said.

i know what youre thinking...what about the legendary??? i didnt get there yet.

we overheard the tv talking about legendary poker stars so we decided to make it The Lengendary Warehouse Of Pain And Boxes...

thats pretty much it....so yeah...lolololololololololololol.




-♥- ♪ maggie ♪

The colors of me...

I am neon orange
with silver sparkles
bright and happy
vivid and exciting
wild, i'm outgoing
This side of me shows less often
Which is why i act the way i do...
softened.

I am predominatly pale pink
soft and subtle
silent and shy
quiet, i'm content
This side of me shows, like a pretty pink rose.
The side of me everyone knows.
It's me.

My brother's day...continued...

so after we get off the bus at school, we go through the school day waiting to be let of at 2:10 so that we can get on the bus and listen to music some more.
lately, my other has been staying after school to work on a music video project fo hi AP Lit class. I WAS staying after school because i was involved in the musical, singing in the rain, but not anymore. this is my brothe's day, though, not mine...
so when he gets home, he does his chores, still listening to his ipod and every once in a while, he will add more songs to it.

My brother is a sarcastic spaztastic ninja who does the souja boi.

My brother is a sarcastic spaztastic ninja who does the soulja boi. any way, he lives in my utopian society. his day begins with the alarm clock which plays his fave ♪ music ♪ after that, he jumps into the shower, and, yes, he literally "jumps" into the shower. after that, he immediately turns on his ipod and shoves the earphones into his head. he then gets dressed with wires hanging down from his face. i dont know how he does it but he does it all while doing the soulja boi. then he goes back into the bathroom to brush his teeth and shave his hairy face. then he turns on the tv and he ALWAYS puts on a movie which gets kinda annoying because he never watches tv shows...just movies. then we go out and wait for the bus.
im gonna start typing in french now,
Il toujours attendit pour le bus chaque jours avec lui ipod dans lui tête. Nous montons le bus et attendissons dans l'ècole.
to be continued...