My brother is a sarcastic spaztastic ninja who does the souja boi.

My brother is a sarcastic spaztastic ninja who does the soulja boi. any way, he lives in my utopian society. his day begins with the alarm clock which plays his fave ♪ music ♪ after that, he jumps into the shower, and, yes, he literally "jumps" into the shower. after that, he immediately turns on his ipod and shoves the earphones into his head. he then gets dressed with wires hanging down from his face. i dont know how he does it but he does it all while doing the soulja boi. then he goes back into the bathroom to brush his teeth and shave his hairy face. then he turns on the tv and he ALWAYS puts on a movie which gets kinda annoying because he never watches tv shows...just movies. then we go out and wait for the bus.
im gonna start typing in french now,
Il toujours attendit pour le bus chaque jours avec lui ipod dans lui tête. Nous montons le bus et attendissons dans l'ècole.
to be continued...